Once again, broadcasting now on all frequencies, this is Ranifer|ZAAβAΣ from an alternate Gallifrey. I travelled here accidentally through a supertemporal Rift, possibly a Class EΩ caused by a destabilised Eye of Harmony. My authentification and identification are appended to this message. Contact me via secure protocol for time-space coordinates ( Read more... )

To any Time Lords monitoring this frequency. This is Ranifer|ZAAβAΣ from an alternate Gallifrey. I travelled here accidentally through a supertemporal Rift, possibly a Class EΩ caused by a destabilised Eye of Harmony. My authentification, identification, and time-space coordinates are appended to this message. If you're extant in this universe ( Read more... )

Apparently the security protocols on my DSACA have been completely rewritten. Not only this, but there's a stable variance of .0000423% in my genetic structure. So not only has this Rift of yours reprogrammed my data sequencer, it's mutated me.

Charming.

Commissioner Hadria, the transdimensional interface on my TARDIS seems to have malfunctioned - not to mention the navigational controls - and it's left me stuck on some pre-relativistic world with no trans-temporostellar transportation in sight. Coordinate with me on when to activate my locator beacon; I'd like a shuttle to retrieve me as soon as ( Read more... )