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[wanttobeatree]

At laulan's behest.

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[wanttobeatree]

WHENEVER I THINK OF YOU I THINK OF JONAS BROTHERS AND SO NOW I AM THINK OF BATMAN INADVERTENTLY RECRUITING THE JONAS BROTHERS TO BE HIS NEXT BATCH OF ROBINS. it is also terrifying.

[wanttobeatree]

But what colour are his eyes?

[annella]

The criminal classes would keep VERY ACCURATE CALENDARS and draw big red lines through dates on which Batman had PMS and Gotham would have a wonderfully crime-free week once a month.

[wanttobeatree]

Hahahaa YES and then whenever Batman's early or late (assuming that Batman's menstrual cycle would dare such a thing) the criminal world FUCKING PANICS.

[annella]

OH GOD HE'S A DAY EARLY ABORT ABORT ABORT

[elizardbits]

I am pretty fucking sure that Bale's Batman gets PMS. YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES.

[wanttobeatree]

I THINK BALE'S BATMAN GETS EVERYTHING.

I mean, in a badass way, not in a like 'brought down by the common cold' kind of way. I'm not sure how getting everything could really be badass but BALE DOES IT SOMEHOW I AM SURE.

[laulan]

AHAHA. THAT IS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

[wanttobeatree]

ME TOO, SOMEHOW.

[theoret]

And now a moment of silence whilst we all think about how fucking scary Batman would be if he actually experienced PMS.
OH GOD WHAT I CAN'T EVEN

*HIDES UNDER A DUVET*

[wanttobeatree]

last night I couldn't sleep and so I was genuinely lying there imagining up a full genderswap DCU but I got stuck on Dick's female name (WOULD IT TALLY WITH THE RICHARD OR THE DICK. I MEAN OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD HAVE TO BE DICK RLY BUT IT WOULD ALSO HAVE TO BE A SHORTENED NAME AND IT WOULD NEED TO BE SOMETHING KINDA MOCKWORTHY TOO THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING TO CONSIDER) and never made it to the 'realisation of female implications' stage.

BATMAN WITH PMS DEAR GOD. now I am taking every single stupid trivial thing that has upset me when I'm hormonal and sellotaping it onto his face.

[theoret]

...I have just realised the only possible name sexswapped Dick could have is Fanny (which is sad, because I am not fond of that name). It's probably short for something, let me go check. *checks* It's short for Frances.

THIS MAKES A TERRIBLE AMOUNT OF SENSE.

[wanttobeatree]

Yeah fanny was the conclusion I reached last night, too. I WISH THERE WERE SOMETHING BETTER, Fanny is just not a good name. but then nor is Dick and Dick totally werks it gud so yknow. FANNY GRAYSON.

(now what would Bruce be. LET'S PLAY THE RENAME GAME *clapclap*)