apple juice and iron man but not at the same time

May 01, 2010 20:00

I CANNOT OPEN BOTTLES. Like, at all. It's kind of embarrassing. It's not like I'm especially weak - I'm of average strength, I can deliver a good whack around the head - but I just have NO BOTTLE GRIP. NONE AT ALL ( Read more... )

fan: iron man i guess, /o\, *facepalm*, idek, what is this i can't even, fan: rdj

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 19:26:01 UTC
DUDE did you see the Iron Man 2 article in Entertainment Weekly? THE LAST LINE FILLS ME WITH ECSTATIC GLEE.

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 20:11:30 UTC
But it COULD be.

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wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 20:13:54 UTC
Liz Liz I don't want to imagine RDJ whacking a chicken on an anvil with his penis.

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 20:15:57 UTC
You kind of do. Don't lie. IMAGINE A CHICKEN SANDWICH NOT AN ACTUAL ENTIRE CHICKEN.

OBSERVE.

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wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 20:16:02 UTC
BUT NOW I AM IMAGINING IT AND IT IS STILL NOT UNATTRACTIVE

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 20:17:38 UTC
SEE? SEEEEE?

HIS OVERWHELMING ALLURE IS KIND OF TERRIFYING IN RETROSPECT.

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wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 20:18:28 UTC
P.S. IN MY MIND IT IS STILL LIKE. AN ENTIRE CHICKEN HE IS WHACKING. UNCOOKED.

STILL NOT UNATTRACTIVE

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 20:26:27 UTC
HAHA NOW I AM PICTURING RDJ GIVING YOU THE SEXY EYEBROW LOOK OF "O RLY?"

I AM ENTERTAINED.

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wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 19:46:01 UTC
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH AUGH *_*

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 19:49:48 UTC
RDJ IS TOTALLY MY FOREVER GIRL

IDEFC IF THAT MAKES SENSE

*CLINGS*

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wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 19:50:31 UTC
NO RDJ IS MY FOREVER GIRL

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 19:54:19 UTC
INTERNETS FISTICUFFS

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wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 19:55:32 UTC
NO I CAN'T FIGHT, I AM STILL TOO AROUSED FROM WATCHING HIM DO SWEATY THINGS IN A WIFEBEATER.

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 19:57:12 UTC
SOMETIMES WHEN I AM "THINKING SPECIAL THOUGHTS" ABOUT RDJ I HAVE TO ACTUALLY SET AN ALARM SO I DON'T SPEND ALL AFTERNOON, UH, THINKING.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I REGRET NOTHING.

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wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 20:03:23 UTC
HAHAHAHA OH LIZ I AM IN AWE OF HOW HARD YOU - THINK.

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 20:06:21 UTC
IT IS TRUE I AM A VERY ~*~*THOUGHTFUL*~*~ PERSON.

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