Comments | wanttobeatree: Incredible, unstoppable titan of terror!

wanttobeatree

Incredible, unstoppable titan of terror!

Mar 16, 2010 13:26

Further tales of the 'children are psychotic' variety:

When my brother was five or six (making me three or four), he got a blow-up Biker Mice From Mars punching bag for his birthday. He was delighted and blew it up immediately. I, too, was delighted, because I had one of those weird vaguely zoophiliac childhood crushes on Vinnie (look at that sexy ( Read more... )

i was a nineties child, rl: what the fuck steven, rl: family

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wanttobeatree March 16 2010, 18:16:24 UTC

Clearly my four-year-old self was on to something there.

karabou March 16 2010, 14:26:46 UTC

Aw man, it's stories like this that made me wish I had some siblings with which to torture/be tortured by. XD

wanttobeatree March 16 2010, 14:38:09 UTC

YOU MISSED OUT ON A THRILL RIDE. But now you are surrounded by children to watch as they torture each other! Although of course it's not quite the same as living it, but perhaps it's even funnier to observe.

neon_footprint March 16 2010, 14:30:27 UTC

Your mind is a brilliantly fucked up place :D

Also, also, the phrase sexy rodent motherfucker needs to be used more often!

wanttobeatree March 16 2010, 14:37:08 UTC

Come now, I was four, I didn't have a MIND! Merely a collection of primal urges for toys and biscuits.

It really does. Why are there not more sexy rodent motherfuckers in my life?

neon_footprint March 16 2010, 14:43:45 UTC

You ha durges for toys and biscuits, I had urges for books and plums. What can we deduce from this?!

I don't know. You should get some.

theoret March 16 2010, 14:35:44 UTC

...wanton destruction (often using teeth) of other people's property isn't the usual childhood reaction to things not going the way you want them to?

wanttobeatree March 16 2010, 14:36:21 UTC

IF IT'S WRONG, MY CHILDHOOD CLEARLY DIDN'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

neon_footprint March 16 2010, 14:45:09 UTC

OH BECKY, TREE'S CHILDHOOD DID NOT NEED YOU!

Also, also, I once sank my teeth into my *sister* because she didn't give me what I wanted. So hard that my wobbly tooth fell out. Clearly I was twisted from the beginning.

theoret March 16 2010, 14:55:12 UTC

Ahahahaha. There is NOTHING more embarrassing than starting middle school when you're ~10, and you and your friends meeting someone who you know you used to know but you don't really remember, who says "Oh you! I remember you! You bit me once in nursery school. I still have a scar."

/o\

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graymary March 16 2010, 18:14:23 UTC

they were all furries

wanttobeatree March 16 2010, 18:15:23 UTC

The other day I accidentally stumbled on some TMNT incest.

I lol'd.

wanttobeatree March 16 2010, 18:15:53 UTC

SHUT YOUR MOUTH it is a sexy mouse.