the best things always come to mind right before I go to bed
INTERNET. I WANT A SHERLOCK HOLMES MODERN!AU IN WHICH HOLMES AND WATSON ARE IN SUPERNATURAL FANDOM AND INSTEAD OF OBSESSING ABOUT CRIME AND WHATNOT HOLMES IS OBSESSED WITH THE STORYLINE AND WITH POINTING OUT PLOT HOLES AND HE WRITES KRIPKE CRAZY LETTERS AND FEATURES ON F_W SO MUCH THAT HE GOT BANNED BUT NEVERTHELESS PEOPLE GIVE HIM GRUDGING RESPECT BECAUSE HE WRITES REALLY GOOD META. HE IS PROBABLY A TOTAL SAMGIRL I THINK. WATSON IS A DEANGIRL AND HE KEEPS WASTING THEIR RENT MONEY ON MERCH AND CONS AND WHATNOT. INSTEAD OF FIGHTING CRIME THERE ARE JUST PEOPLE WRONG ON THE INTERNET.
THEN THEY GO ON AN EPIC JOURNEY TO LA CON - ACTUALLY NO THEY WOULD GO TO VANCON SO HOLMES COULD INVESTIGATE THE SCENE OF THE CRIME BY WHICH I MEAN THE SHOOTING LOCATIONS - AND THEY HAVE TO SHARE A BED WHICH GIVES THEM ALL THESE ~STRANGE NEW FEELINGS~ IN THEIR DOWNSTAIRS PLACES AND HOLMES ASKS JENSEN REALLY WEIRD QUESTIONS AND THEN THEY ARE GAY.
HOLMES AND WATSON I MEAN. NOT... NOT HOLMES AND JENSEN.
OR DO I?
THE END.
PS. WATSON WRITES FIC AND IT'S PURPLE PROSE. CANON.
THEN THEY GO ON AN EPIC JOURNEY TO LA CON - ACTUALLY NO THEY WOULD GO TO VANCON SO HOLMES COULD INVESTIGATE THE SCENE OF THE CRIME BY WHICH I MEAN THE SHOOTING LOCATIONS - AND THEY HAVE TO SHARE A BED WHICH GIVES THEM ALL THESE ~STRANGE NEW FEELINGS~ IN THEIR DOWNSTAIRS PLACES AND HOLMES ASKS JENSEN REALLY WEIRD QUESTIONS AND THEN THEY ARE GAY.
HOLMES AND WATSON I MEAN. NOT... NOT HOLMES AND JENSEN.
OR DO I?
THE END.
PS. WATSON WRITES FIC AND IT'S PURPLE PROSE. CANON.