I basically want to fill the fandom with crack fic and badly drawn comics. HOLMES... TURNS INTO A RADISH! WATSON MUST SOLVE THE CASE OF THE SURPRISE RADISH, UNDER THE FRANKLY CREEPY GLARE OF RADISH!HOLMES AND WITH THESE ~STRANGE NEW FEELINGS~ INVOLVING A CERTAIN VEGETABLE AND WATSON'S BUM.
HOLMES TEACHES PET!WATSON (WHAT KIND OF PET IS IT, SOPHIE? A BABY JERSEY DEVIL, PERHAPS?) A LIFE OF CRIME. WATSON IS MOST UNIMPRESSED. BUT ALSO KIND OF AMUSED.
Well, I was going to say that no radish!Holmes does not have eyes and just gives off AN AURA OF GLARE, but actually I like your version better. ANGRY HAIRY EYEBALL RADISH.
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Also, did you get the package I sent you at all? Dx I have a feeling it is going to arrive terribly, terribly late.
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Also, I did and I MADE A POST ABOUT IT.
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MOST PECULIAR.
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... tingles.
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Hang on: radish!Holmes has a creepy glare? Does he have eyes? Am I ever going to get over the horror of imagining a radish with eyes and hair?
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Well, I was going to say that no radish!Holmes does not have eyes and just gives off AN AURA OF GLARE, but actually I like your version better. ANGRY HAIRY EYEBALL RADISH.
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OKAY DRAW MORE I COMMAND YOU.
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Tell me oh great one whatever should I draw?
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WATSON IS A LAVISHLY BEMOUSTACHED ASSLESS-CHAPS WEARING DRAGON-TAMER AND HOLMES IS THE SWEATY SHIRTLESS RIPPLINGLY-MUSCLED FARRIER WHO LOVES HIM
GO GO GO!
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