Please forgive me, David Attenborough

[wanttobeatree]

My J2ification is even worse than I thought. There is no saving me, guys :( I am a lost cause

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[wanttobeatree]

THE SILVERBACK JUST LOOKED SO RESIGNED.

I CAN'T HELP BUT ASSOCIATE THESE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS WITH JENSEN ACKLES.

[wanttobeatree]

Well, Jared the silverback wouldn't sit on Jensen's head WITH INTENT TO CRUSH. It would be a tender seat. More like a Gorilla buttock kiss than anything else. I can't believe that I just typed that sentence.

AND THEN HE CEASES THE HEAD-SITTING AND MOUNTS JENSEN BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.

[musical_emjay]

On the one hand: WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN.

On the other: RL!Jensen can GTFO. Slightly shit, comfort eating Gorilla!Jensen is my new favorite. It has been decided.

[wanttobeatree]

IT IS TRUTH AND FACT, IS WHAT THIS IS.

Hahahaha, to be fair, to be fair - the only factor of slightly shit, comfort eating Gorilla!Jensen that doesn't translate to RL is the Gorilla bit. Probably.

[elizardbits]

I FEEL MY FURRY ACCUSATION OF THIS MORNING WAS BOTH TIMELY AND ACCURATE.

[wanttobeatree]

YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE FUR SUIT ICON, LIZ. THAT IS ALL YOU.

[elizardbits]

I. YOU. WHAT.

SHUT UP WITH YOUR LOGIC.

[wanttobeatree]

HA HA HA.

[jolietjones]

This all makes perfect sense to me, but then I want to sit on David Attenborough's head so, yeah.

[wanttobeatree]

ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE SECRETLY A BABY GORILLA?

[jolietjones]

LOL I wonder how hard it would be to be a baby gorilla secretly.

Thanks for making me larf tonight.

sleeping nowzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[wanttobeatree]

WHY DID YOU STOP WRITING IT??? PLEASE FINISH IT IMMEDIATELY.

p.s. well, Jensen's harem all quietly agreed that Jared is a far more competent than Jensen will ever be and thus embrace him into the group. Jensen is immensely relieved, as it means he is free to take his naps without small primates sitting on his head. Jared and Jensen share a nest together. David Attenborough is baffled.

[elizardbits]

I CONCUR. FINISH THIS IMMEDIATELY.