a true story

[wanttobeatree]

Whilst I was waiting for my bus to campus this morning (I spent five hours in the library today, goddamn), there was a guy wandering around looking a little confused. Which is not all that out of the ordinary in Cornwall, except this guy was wearing a trenchcoat and a red and green pointy Christmas elf hat

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[authorial]

You just see SPN everywhere you go, don't you?

THUMBS UP for hair dyeing although don't do it too dark (idk if you find it's too light you could just dye it over again!). I just re-dyed mine brown and it's gone totally black. THIS IS NOT NUMBER THREE, L'OREAL. THIS IS NUMBER ONE. THE BOX LIED. YOU BASTARDS.

[wanttobeatree]

It follows me, man! I think Kripke is just trying to woo me.

:D I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. Though it's not gonna be for a good while yet, as I think I fancy going chin length with my hair. idk I might dye it before it reaches my desired length, just 'cause. Although HAHAHA SURPRISE BLACK HAIR!

[midnightglass]

Ooh I want to go check out this American dude now. I am secretly a little bit in love with the FXU president.

IF YOU CUT YOUR HAIR, I WILL KNOW.

[wanttobeatree]

I don't even know who the FXU president is. I am a terrible student. /o\ American Campus Shop Dude was awesome, though. I told him he should try a curly-wurly, he said he doesn't eat sweets, I suggested he just look at one, he lol'd. It was good.

D: OH SHIT. I'D BEST WATCH MY BACK THEN.

[zeitheist]

I now have a mental image of Castiel standing on a wintry Cornish seafront, wearing a red and green pointy Christmas elf hat and holding an ice cream.

At some point a seagull comes along and steals the cone.

[wanttobeatree]

He rolls his suit trousers up to go paddling, but he forgets to take his socks and shoes off.

At some point, his hat gets blown off in the wind and Castiel has to chase a dog for it for half an hour.

[zeitheist]

He decides to go and look in some rockpools for God crabs and nearly gets washed out to sea.

He does manage to find a particularly nice shell to give to Dean. It's shiny on the inside, just like his soul!

[wanttobeatree]

He finds a crab that looks particularly Godly, but when he tries to commune with it it just pinches his finger. Thus, Castiel falls into the sea whilst he's trying to shake it off.

He zaps himself into the back of the Impala with a bucket of tiddlers and a whole load of sand. Dean is NOT IMPRESSED.

[ibroketuesday]

Castiel, in his coat and elf hat, shows up in Camelot, chaos ensues?

[wanttobeatree]

TINTAGEL, baby. You have to cross a wee little footbridge to get to the castle ruins. Castiel just stands there in the middle of the bridge getting in the way of tourists until one of the English Heritage people shoos him away with a broom.

[elizardbits]

GASP NO NOT MORRIS DANCING. I am reasonably certain that Morris dancing is an ancient dark ritual used to summon horrible, eldritch forces from across space and time.