Esteem'd Pamphleteer, Journalist and Spy

[wanttobeatree]

I AM SMACKTALKIN' WITH DANIEL DEFOE OVER TWITTER. MY LIFE.
@sittingina: DANIEL DEFOE, I AM GOING TO HUNT YOUR CORPSE DOWN AND THROW YOUR BOOK AT IT.
@SirDanielDefoe: @sittingina I am here if You wish to cause Trouble.
@SirDanielDefoe: Threats of VIOLENCE receiv'd over my Work from unwash'd STUDENTS; I wonder if I am the second most PERSECUTED man

Comments

[poor_choices]

FYI, I followed you on Twitter.

[wanttobeatree]

I MAY OR MAY NOT have followed you back. It says it is pending. We may never know for sure.

[poor_choices]

IT IS CUZ I AM ALL SEKRIT WITH MY TWEETS

[wanttobeatree]

YOU ARE SO SECRET EVEN TWITTER ISN'T SURE IF YOU EXIST.

[laulan]

Haaa. Good ol' Daniel Defoe! You can always count on him for the dramaz. Which book?

[aggybird]

That is AMAZING. The Internet: Bringing back bitchin' dead people.

[lapifors]

This is amazing forever.

[elizardbits]

SHOULD YOU WISH TO DEMAND SATISFACTION FOR HIS VILE INSULTS BY SWORD OR BY FISTICUFFS I SHALL STAND AS YOUR SECOND.