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[wanttobeatree]

I DID NOT KNOW THAT SHIELD BEETLES MAKE CRAZY BUZZING NOISES WHEN THEY FLY.

NOR DID I KNOW THAT THEY LIKE TO THROW THEMSELVES THROUGH BEDROOM WINDOWS AT STUNNINGLY HIGH SPEEDS.

(UNFORTUNATELY THEY AREN'T VERY GOOD AT STEERING AT SUCH HIGH SPEEDS, AND THUS THEY THROW THEMSELVES INTO MY WALL. NOUGHT TO SURPRISE BEETLE IN 0.5 SECONDS.)

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[wanttobeatree]

OH NO don't you have shield beetles in your faraway land? D:

[wanttobeatree]

Theeeese?

[elizardbits]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MORE PEOPLE CHOOSE THE BEATLES THAN THE STONES IN A RANDOM ONLINE POLL.

THAT'S RIGHT, HORRIBLY INSECTY TRAUMA. YES. FEATURING BUGS WHAT THINK YOU WANT THEM TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

oh my god i feel so irrationally vindicated.

[smallcaps]

LOL ILU.

[wanttobeatree]

BUT I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE BEATLES. WHY ARE BEETLES TORMENTING ME D: SURELY I SHOULD HAVE STONES ROLLING THROUGH MY WINDOW, IF ANYTHING.

[foxmox]

surprise bestiality

Best tag ever. Superior to surprise buttsex, if I do so say so myself.

[wanttobeatree]

It is surprising how often surprise bestiality crops up in my life /o\

[mzsparkles]

I WOULD FREAK THE FUCK OUT IF ONE OF THOSE THINGS FLEW INTO MY BEDROOM!
I WOULD BE OUT OF THERE SO FAST! AND THEN I'D FORCE MY BROTHER INTO GETTING RID OF IT FOR ME.

[wanttobeatree]

I AM ACTUALLY QUITE FOND OF SHIELD BEETLES.

BUT NOT WHEN THEY'RE HURLING THEMSELVES INTO MY CALENDAR /o\

Fortunately, it bounced off the wall and onto the side of my wardrobe, where it sat looking all nonchalant like cats do after they fall off of things, so I nudged it into a glass and chucked it back outside. VICTORY.

[dangomango]

EXCUSE ME WHAT IS A SHIELD BEETLE?

[wanttobeatree]

THESE CHAPS.

[dangomango]

Eek! Do they get big? Ah well, at least they're pretty...