mortal kombat

[wanttobeatree]

Today I realised I would really like to watch Jared wrestle a crocodile.

Just how satisfying would that be? I mean, really now.

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[thehighwaywoman]

...strangely, I now want to see it too. I do not know why. O_O Curse the power of your mind, Tree!

[rhythmsextion]

AHAHAHAHAHA. THIS. And Jensen never EVER lets him live it down and there are about a million gifs of Jared jumping straight up in the air, squealing and running for his life.

[wanttobeatree]

Let's face it, that's probably definitely closer to the truth.

[elizardbits]

I would like to see Jared wrestle Jensen in a crocodile suit, except that has the terrifying potential to go furrily awry.

[wanttobeatree]

Yiff yiff.

[smallcaps]

OMG. OMG LOL OMG. IF I WROTE RPS I WOULD WRITE THAT JUST TO FUCK WITH YOU. AND IT WOULD BE HOT.

[elizardbits]

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON JSYK

PUPPY SAM IS SCANDALIZED AND DOES NOT APPROVE

AHAHA ALSO:

[theoret]

He'd probably be worried he'd damage his skin.

[wanttobeatree]

LOOK AT THE DRY PATCHES WHERE THE CROCODILE'S SCALES HAVE IRRITATED HIS SKIN D:

[theoret]

I BET HE KEEPS STEALING ALL OF JENSEN'S MOISTURISER.

[smallcaps]

THAT'S NOT ALL HE USES JENSEN'S LOTION FOR. JUST SAYIN'.

[wanttobeatree]

So I guess Jensen and the crocodile bond over their mutual love of Jared's manhandling?

[wanttobeatree]

I think this crocodile is Chad. I'm not sure how or why, but it is.