fic: We can make origami with the kids for a while

[wanttobeatree]

Oh fuck my LIFE. Here is a slice of ridiculous schmoopy plotless kidfic and WHAT HAVE I BECOME.

We can make origami with the kids for a while
PG J2, 3384 words. Warning: YOUR TEETH MAY ROT.
Thanks to rhythmsextion for the motivation to make this adorable dream a reality. Title from The Features' The Idea of Growing OldIn which Chad has kids and they need

Comments

[lizadork]

asldjflasdf *flails*

OH GOD.

If my twins turn out to be half as adorable as Chad's fictional twins I WILL CONSIDER LIFE TO BE A WIN DESPITE NEVER HAVING GOTTEN THAT PYGMY ELEPHANT FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS NINE.

How so cuuuuuuuute? <3

[wanttobeatree]

If your twins turn out to be half as adorable as Chad's fictional twins PLEASE LET ME BORROW THEM OR AT LEAST TELL ME ALL ABOUT *_*

[wanttobeatree]

Thank youuuu. And let's face it, how else could Chad parent? Or woo, come to that? SEDUCTIVE HIGH-FIVE.

[wanttobeatree]

YES YOU ARE NOW FREE OF THE BURDEN. Although, y'know, if you ever get the urge to write some anyway...

[smallcaps]

MY TEEFS. THEY ARE ROTTED OUT OF MY HEAD. COOTIE FORCEFIELD. SPIDER SPIT. KIDS WRITTEN LIKE KIDS. LSADJHF;SDAGHJDS;KFJ. OH THE EMBARRASSING NOISES I AM MAKING.

TREE I WANT TO PARTAKE OF YOUR MAJESTY. WHERE MAY I OBTAIN SOME?

[wanttobeatree]

Ahahaaa thank yooou :3 I am such a whore for kids written like kids.

WELL. FIRST YOU MUST ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE...

[earthquakedream]

TOO FREAKING CUTE. Ohhh, I love this. I just love it so much.

[wanttobeatree]

Heeee, thank you! :D YOU KNOW CHAD WOULD HAVE ADORABLE KIDS FOR REALS.

[earthquakedream]

HE SO WOULD. They'd be the cutest EVAR.