WAIT WAIT HOW DID I FORGET, FIC REC.
Next Man Up, by
rhythmsextion (J2 AU, NC-17)
Armed with strength, size and instinctive talent, Jared Padalecki is the first round draft pick for the faltering Dallas Cowboys. Quickly granted a multi-million dollar contract and heralded as the hopeful future franchise quarterback, Jared is thrilled to be a part of the team
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I think you need to work on your ninjaing.
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I mean, I'll admit right now that my taste in music equals I'LL LISTEN TO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING as long as it's not Evangelical Christian music or contemporary country, blergh, but I find Lady Gaga delightfully catchy!
Good luck with your niece; I too suck at interacting with children so I *~know how you feel~* :P
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COUSIN. oh god I fear the day I become an aunt, if it ever happens. And I'm pretty good with her over short periods of time, so it may be okay! Or 8.30 - 2.30 may be long enough for her to realise I actually suck.
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I hate Kate Perry too. I hate that I'M A FAKE LESBIAN/*~BISEXUAL GIRL~* LOOK AT ME BOYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT ME shit.
COUSIN. oh god I fear the day I become an aunt, if it ever happens. And I'm pretty good with her over short periods of time, so it may be okay! Or 8.30 - 2.30 may be long enough for her to realise I actually suck.
You know, I even read the word "aunt" and for some reason I still typed "niece". FML. But I've found that kids tend to like the adults who are not remotely interested in impressing them, if that helps? JUST BE TOTALLY ( ... )
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AUGH YES. That alone would make me want to stab her, even without the I Hate Your Music element.
Ahahahaha NOT WITH MY COUSIN. If I ever lose interest in a conversation with her, she will just START TALKING SO MUCH SHE STOPS BREATHING. Honestly, I think if I tried to feign indifference she would just sit on my head or something.
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