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DAMMIT JENSEN, WHY DID YOU MOVE? I WANT TO KNOW HOW FAR JARED GOES IN GAY CHICKEN.

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[wanttobeatree]

Well, I guess it's a good thing Jensen pulled away when he did, then! The last thing we need is for Jared to have hot mess gay chicken sex on televi-

Wait, wait, no, I've got that mixed up.

DAMMIT JENSEN.

[theoret]

OH MY GOOOOD.

*FLAILS AND DIES*

(My Dad celebrating his b-day today, I am totes supposed to be downstairs pretending to have social skills, but instead I'm in my room on my laptop. THIS VIDEO IS CLEARLY THE UNIVERSE REWARDING ME FOR THIS COURSE OF ACTION.)

[smallcaps]

I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED AND I THOUGHT I'D REFRESH MY FLIST ONE MORE TIME.

THE FIRST THREE ENTRIES ARE THIS VID.

THE UNIVERSE IS NOT SUBTLE TODAY.

[elizardbits]

AHAHA OMG I LITERALLY SHRIEKED ALOUD WHEN JARED POUNCED.

wtf self. where is your dignity.

[elizardbits]

AS LONG AS HE KEEPS MY DIGNITY STORED SAFELY WITHIN HIS PANTS I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT TBH.

[wanttobeatree]

IAWTC. ALL OF IT.

I didn't know what I was actually watching when the video first started playing, and I was just 'goddamn Jensen is a sexy beast - OH MY GOD JARED WHAT?' Two moments of delight for the price of one!

[lila_roxo]

Jensen probably went all bitchface afterwards and told Jared SEE THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! By which he meant non-RPS-y fans, but then Jared was like BUT NOW THEY KNOW THE TRUTH OF OUR EPIC LOVE AND MY EPIC DICK. And then they had angry make-up sex. Three times. Because buttsex is like Lays in a way. (Or was that Pringles?)

At least, this is what I'm telling myself.

[wanttobeatree]

NOW I AM IMAGINING JARED AND JENSEN STICKING PRINGLES UP THEIR ARSES FOR THEIR SEXUAL PLEASURE. GOD DAMN YOU D: