Comments | wanttobeatree: obviously Jensen is the one with the trumpet

wanttobeatree

obviously Jensen is the one with the trumpet

May 25, 2009 15:49

I'm pretty sure Texts From Last Night is officially the new FML as far as hilarious time-wasting is concerned.

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(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

I WANT JARED AND JENSEN TO LIVE LIKE THIS. I REALLY DO.

jensen "motherfucking" ackles, psychic battles with jensen ackles, don't try to deny their epic romance, you know it would be hot, procrastination viking, jared "sexual identity crisis" padalecki

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lapifors May 25 2009, 15:04:06 UTC

(843): Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.

wanttobeatree May 25 2009, 15:05:55 UTC

(734): I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.

lapifors May 25 2009, 15:06:33 UTC

(203): i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA

wanttobeatree May 25 2009, 15:08:16 UTC

(734): I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.

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lo0o0ony_lauren May 25 2009, 15:51:14 UTC

signs you are too reliant on LJ:

(613): somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.

wanttobeatree May 25 2009, 15:53:48 UTC

That is definitely going to be me one day.

laulan May 25 2009, 19:26:13 UTC

(586): I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.

I'm positive this one is saved in Jensen's phone along with all Jared's "dude, thinking about you" texts.

smallcaps May 26 2009, 01:45:09 UTC

UGH DO I HAVE TO HOST THIS STUPID FICATHON? IT WON'T GO AWAAAAAYYYYY.