joy!

[wanttobeatree]

Every so often it hits me that it's just a little over a fortnight 'til Asylum and then I have to put my textbooks down and bounce around a bit and wonder just how harshly Jensen will judge me for everything my fluffy sasquatch hair everything ever.

8D

Now, textbooks. Fuck it my brain has shut down for the night. HOW ABOUT THEM ACKLES.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

I am absolutely terrified and I don't know why. I've never been to a convention before, admittedly, but, seriously, what do I think is going to happen? A demon attack is unlikely.

[wanttobeatree]

OR IS IT.

Maybe I should bring my Demonic Possession on Campus pamphlet with me, just in case. (Man, I totally owe you some hilarious post after that, don't I.)

Anyway, DON'T BE SCARED. It is going to be wonderful and magical. And if it isn't, it will be trauma in a convention. That can only be hilarious.

[rhythmsextion]

Dude, I'm excited FOR you. Or, like. More excited for your posts immediately after. I expect epic laughter!

[wanttobeatree]

I am going to go against everything I stand for and set up a twitter for it, even! I may even lug my laptop with me, just so I can report on everything whilst it's still ~fresh in my mind~

[rhythmsextion]

Report on the various ways in which Jensen judges you? I approve!

totally reading textbooks no really I am

[wanttobeatree]

Just got autograph. I stared into Jensen’s eyes and saw the abyss. Poss it stared back. Feel so cold.
12:07 PM May 31st from txt.

OMG FAN TRIED TO JUMP JACKLES. HE KARATE CHOPPED HER AND THEN STARED AT HER UNTIL SHE CRIED!!
10:31 AM May 31st from txt

Photo op. Jensen flinches when you stand too close to him. Smells awesome.
5:12 PM May 30th from txt

Just had JA panel! He insulted the entire room and we all cheered! A+
2:43 PM May 30th from txt

Jensen glared at me as I walked by and it was awesome!
11:26 AM May 30th from txt

[winterweathered]

Things Jensen will judge you for:
everything
your fluffy hair
the way you stand
the fact that you are standing
the way you sit
the fact that you are sitting
your shirt
the way you blink
your pants
your shoes
what you look at
the way you look at him
the way you look at Jared
the way you look at the camera
the color of your eyes
the fact that you have eyes
your name
your voice
your face
the person standing behind you in line
the fact that you are aware of his existence
your existence

Other than that, I hear he is a really easy-going non-judgy dude!

[wanttobeatree]

Hey, he won't judge my socks! I count this a WIN.

I would love to print this off and ask him to sign it. I won't, because I don't have steel balls, but I'd love to.

[winterweathered]

That's true! Your socks are totally safe. If your socks are visible, he will definitely judge you on the visibility of said socks, though. But not the socks themselves! Go crazy with your socks!

Seriously, just hand it to him and be like "Mr. Ackles, could you please approve the accuracy of this list? Add to it as you see fit."

[rhythmsextion]

He would probably judge the quality of paper it was printed out on. And possibly the ink gradient.

[zeitheist]

... it's just a little over a fortnight 'til Asylum...

And that's when I started screaming.

[wanttobeatree]

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS. ETC.

[wanttobeatree]

I think you should adopt fortnight as part of your vocab. It's v. handy.

I DID HAVE THIS PLAN TO HAVE A PSYCHIC BATTLE W/ JARED IN MY PHOTO OP. Buuuut I only have the one and, ngl, I would rather come away from this experience with a picture of him touching me.

I will totes take pictures when the inevitable hair battle happens, though. With my crappy, crappy camera :/