always winter but never christmas :(

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I HAD A REALLY DISTRESSING DREAM. Narnia was in the States. I was all 'no way that makes no sense, if anything it should be in Britain' but the scholars laughed at me and pointed at their map and said 'LOOK, LOOK AT THE NARNIAN LANDMARKS

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I THINK I READ A J2 LIKE THAT ONCE. (that would be so amazing. JENSEN ACKLES, president of the new world. frontier guy Jared Padalecki sucks his cock a bit.)

And, yknow, England is pretty rubbish with its naming of the regions. We have two ways of doing it and I'm not quite sure which one I'm meant to go by. LOOKIT: one, two. I THINK THE SECOND ONE IS THE MORE OFFICIAL, BUT WHO KNOOOWS? And there are probably weird variants that are combos of the two, so, yknow. And that is without just getting onto where the North stops and the South begins.

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(Hee, they're paddling across an ocean in a YOU! I find this amusing.) That's kinda hot.

OMGGG THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING. AND AND JARED BEFRIENDS SOME NATIVE AMERICANS WHO ARE SUSPICIOUSLY SIMILAR TO LIKE, MIKE AND TOM AND MISHA. And. I. don't really know anything about America in this time period, so I am kind of strapped for ideas, BUT I KNOW IT WOULD BE AMAZING.

WOULD JENSEN WEAR A WIG? :O

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I bet you could have really interesting sex on a canoe...

MAYBE MISHA THINKS HE'S AN OTTER, AND THE REST OF HIS TRIBE ARE JUST TOO DAMN FOND OF HIM TO CORRECT HIS FAULTY ASSUMPTION. JENSEN TRIES SOMETIMES. HE'LL BE ALL 'BUT, MISHA, YOU HAVE NO TAIL' AND THEN JARED WILL SHUSH HIM AND GIVE MISHA AN ACORN.

ajsdhfd omg yes. Okay no, new idea. Jensen isn't the president. This is like, PRE-PRESIDENT. Jensen's just the mayor of whatever rubbish little settlement named after a town in England they're at. Then he falls for rugged sweaty coonskinned Jared, and he ditches his mayoral post and THROWS HIS WIG AWAY (Misha finds it and builds a nest with it) and they run away together to live on the frontier except they run very slowly because Jared has to keep stopping to molest Jensen's unwigged self.

:D

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Maybe they lose control of the canoe because they start making out (what with Jared being all muscular and Jensen shifting around and all) and the canoe gets caught in some handy tree roots on the bank, WHICH KEEPS IT FROM TIPPING OVER WHILST THEY HUMP IN THEIR CANOE.

Then they realise that Misha is watching, and they go 'oh, you' and the audience laughs fondly. (ashjdsfdg the mental image of Jared and Jensen having their sexy canoe sextimes and then Misha's head slowly rises out of the water, up to eye level. UNBLINKING. OTTERY. (and then all his little otter friends show up too.))

I think something melodramatic has to happen. Maybe Jensen is like, second in command (MAYBE EVEN THIRD :O) and his boss finds out about his gay shenanigans and there is SCANDAL and Jensen is all :'( but then Jared turns up to take him away from it all and Jensen is all :')

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OR, OF COURSE, THEY HUMP IN THEIR CANOE ON SHORE. Yknow, they've paddled across Lake Erie or something, they're all hot and bothered with the thrill of escape. They only manage to drag the canoe up the beach a little way before BAM, HUMPING.

Distressingly, the mental image of his head poking out of his water is becoming more and more froglike every time I imagine it. NO, SELF. MISHA IS AN OTTER, NOT A FROG. DUUUH. (and Chad is his best friend. And Jensen is all '... you know he thinks he's an otter' and Chad just. looks. at him.)

AHAHAA entertain yourself with frontier!J2 thoughts whenever you're bored :D AND THEN REPORT BACK TO BASE.

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Oh my god the image of Misha in the water KEEPS. MAKING. ME. LAUGH. In the goddamned library, Tree. You are horrible/wonderful.

And one of you should write this. And no, not me. Yes, I'm American but public schooling has failed me, I don't know that much about the time.