NO. DON'T READ IT. Just lol at it. I think it seems like there's such a big deal about him because there's the people who love Twilight and love RPattz because he's ~*Edward*~, and there's the people who hate Twilight and love RPattz because he hates it too.
I just want to steal him away from Twilight and give him lots and lots of jobs playing serial killers. He'd be SO GOOD. And then he'd give lots of hilarious interviews about it.
I JUST REALISED HOW CHAD/RPATTZ COULD WORK. If Twilight actually does well, OTH would totally try to get Pattzy on the show, as they love themselves some ~hip young hipsters~. And then he and Chad would hate each other but then they would bond and then they would be wonderful, hairy sex.
RPattz has also described Edward as a 109 year old virgin :D Oh god I love hi so much. I need someone to see the film with, because I have not yet sunk so low that I would see it by myself.
Can you imagine trying to direct him?
I like to think that he just... wanders off sometimes. And people go mad trying to find him, maybe fearing he's been kidnapped by a Twihard, and two hours later they find him behind catering, fishing a pair of old shoes out of a dustbin because he thinks they might fit him.
He's completely deranged :D I really hope he becomes an A-lister and never, ever changes and everyone in Hollywood is just like, OH THAT WACKY ROBERT PATTINSON.
I'm so torn over whether I want Twilight to do well. On the one hand, RPATTZ. On the other, more people will read it and some of them might even think it's good.
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HOLEY! SLIPPERS!
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OH GOD I JUST READ YOUR POLLFIC.
THE CHILDREN THEY WOULD SPAWN.
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And I meant to use my 'NOOOOOOOOO' icon and accidentally hit my Ruby one, which I was going to correct but have instead decided to take as a sign.
Beautiful, terrifying, demonic children.
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LIKE SAM WINCHESTER.
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CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.
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RPattz has also described Edward as a 109 year old virgin :D Oh god I love hi so much. I need someone to see the film with, because I have not yet sunk so low that I would see it by myself.
Can you imagine trying to direct him?
I like to think that he just... wanders off sometimes. And people go mad trying to find him, maybe fearing he's been kidnapped by a Twihard, and two hours later they find him behind catering, fishing a pair of old shoes out of a dustbin because he thinks they might fit him.
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OH THAT WACKY ROBERT PATTINSON.
Him and his antics!
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HIS ZANY SHENANIGANS.
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