I WILL ADMIT THAT MY MAIN CONCERN IS JUST HOW BADLY I WANT TO TOUCH HIM ALL OVER.
(I SWEAR, IT'S A LITTLE BLACKHOLE. YOU CAN PROBABLY STICK A FINGER INSIDE AND WIGGLE IT AROUND AND WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR HAND AWAY THERE'S A JELLYFISH SUCKING ON IT.)
...all I can think of is my dad telling me and my brothers while we were watching porn (it is best not to ask) that a woman's nipples tend to be darker after she has given birth.
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(I SWEAR, IT'S A LITTLE BLACKHOLE. YOU CAN PROBABLY STICK A FINGER INSIDE AND WIGGLE IT AROUND AND WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR HAND AWAY THERE'S A JELLYFISH SUCKING ON IT.)
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(:D I HAVE DECIDED, HE IS HOLLOW ON THE INSIDE. HE FILLS HIMSELF FULL OF TROPICAL FISH.)
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why.
why would you say that.
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EDIT: ...possibly 'rectify' is not entirely the right word.
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I'm busy with unicorn!Chad/Dean, and I absolutely refuse to do unicorn mpreg.
make sazzlette write it.
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It's where he keeps his tropical fish.
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I sort of want to send him some fish food.
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And the mental images of him poking fish food into his nipple is a good one.
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AND WHY.
ALSO, HOW.
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Does - does he have demon eyes?
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Three of them :D
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HE'S LIKE THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
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