the epic, gingerbread love story of sam and dean

Jul 26, 2008 20:13

Sometimes, when two fans get together, strange things can happen. It pains me to admit it, but what I am about to show you is probably not the strangest. Don't worry, though-- it's definitely in the top ten.



WARNING! SPOILERS FOR SEASON FINALE. RATED R FOR RIDICULOUS. CONTAINS TRACES OF NUTS.

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Once upon a time, there was a little demonjesus whose name was Sammy...



Now, little Sammy wasn't necessarily an evil gingerbread man, but he had this brother, you see. His brother's name was Dean, and Sammy would do anything for him when Dean was in trouble, even if it meant breaking open the gates of Hell when Uncle Bobby had made Sammy promise not to.



Sometimes, Dean got into a lot of trouble.



And sometimes, this trouble involved meathooks.



But lucky for him, Dean had a demonjesus for a brother, and there was nothing in the world little Sammy liked more than removing his big brother from meathooks-- except perhaps for dragging his de-meathooked brother out of Hell again! Yes, Sammy liked that best of all.



And he liked it even better with Dean kissed him! (Even if he did taste a little bit burnt.)



"We have work to do," was all Dean said, and the little demonjesus knew he was right. But Sammy also knew, in his little gingerbread-heart, that there was no work in the world as important as removing meathooks from his big brother.

The End.

BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE GINGERBREAD THEATRE







TOP L-R: The little gingerbread hellgate that could; ooey-gooey insides (slightly burnt from experiments with fire.)
BOTTOM L-R: The many uses of gingerbread; the doorway to gingerbread hell.

(I CLAIMED THE DOORWAY AS MY OWN after silverpenlight told me to ice it, and had a grand old time with sprinkles and Mysterious Vines.)

PS. GAY PORN, ALL HOURS OF THE DAY






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I told you we did incredible things with gingerbread.

canada is a bit weird too, everybody needs some edible telly, don't try to deny their epic romance, picspam, dean can't live if living is without you, ship: brothers who are lovers, in the name of science, sam winchester for evil overlord, tv: supernatural

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