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[wanttobeatree]

I HAD HEARD THIS RUMOUR, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS TRUE, BUT APPARENTLY IT IS TRUE.

SEASON 2 GUIDE SES: DEAN MADE THE DEAL ON SAM'S BIRTHDAY.

MY TOES ARE ACHING AT THE THOUGHT.

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[leviticus_lied]

WHAT.

Not. On.

That means that Sam got all stabbity'd on... and Dean seriously cried for like the first time in a year... and Sam was all pissed at him...

WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT DRINKING AND FAILING TO GET SAM LAID. WITH MORE CAKE INVOLVED THAN USUAL.

Instead of Sam's blood all over Dean's hand, it should have been frosting, and then Sam should have LICKED IT OFF instead DYING.

Not to mention DEAN DYING ON SAM'S BIRTHDAY.

WEIRD BIRTHDAY TRADITION, GUYS. REALLY WEIRD. IT SHOULD STOP NOW.

When was John's death, in relation to their brithdays, I wonder silently to myself. EW MAYBE IT WAS BOBBY'S BIRTHDAY AND THE WRITERS SHIP JOHN/BOBBY.

[wanttobeatree]

IT SHOULDN'T STOP NOW. IT SHOULD CONTINUE FOR EVER AND EVER IN A TERRIBLE, WONDERFUL CYCLE OF MANPAIN. AUGH GOD I HOPE SAM DIES INSIDE AND CRIES A LOT AND NEVER EVER CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY EVER AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE MANPAIN (TERRIBLE, WONDERFUL CYCLE OF-) *glee hands*

Also, who doesn't ship John/Bobby? (Jobby? Bohn? Winsinger? Sinchester?) I mean, come on. Totally hot.

[leviticus_lied]

THAT MADE ME THINK OF OUR OTHER CONVERSATION (um, really just me saying something and you saying something back and then friending me which makes me assume you remember me and trust me trust me I'm kind of internet fingirling over that one because I'm not supposed to actually make friends with the people whose journals I cut the back out of and stick my face through to smile winningly up at them) WHERE I MENTIONED FAKE!JOHN PHONE SEX

[wanttobeatree]

IN MY MIND, BTW, THE SMILEY FACE YOU MAKE THROUGH THE CUT-OUT BACK OF MY JOURNAL IS LIKE JARED'S FACE IN MY ICON. And it pleases me greatly.

Anyway, the idea of Bobby being seduced by anything ever, be it fake!phone!John or Bela or ANYTHING, is just. Giggly. Like, Bobby might even call them/it in a idjit heights of giggly. With his horrified face. BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT HE'S A TOTAL SEX KITTEN. OH GOD.

I can't even process the thought of the Brothers Winchester accidentally picking up on real!dead!John/Bobby phone sex right now. (Augh god John would be all "What are you wearing?" and Bobby would be all "My pig hat." And then Sam and Dean would hold each other and cry.)

[wanttobeatree]

NO, DON'T CRY, IT'S WONDERFUL :D

MANPAIN, DUDE! MANPAIN!

[neecoal]

I HEARD THAT TOO, BUT FORGOT. HOW COULD I FORGET? Seriously, how could that thought be anything but killing? Sam's birthday. DELICIOUS MANPAIN IS RIGHT.

[wanttobeatree]

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT, I REALLY CAN'T. God, I hope it's brought up in the finale. I will die deaths.