Aaaah man, it's stupid and long-winded. Basically, there was an SPN con last weekend, and Sam Ferris (plays Ellen) told a tale to a bunch of fans of how a guy on a plane almost dropped a bag on Sandy (Jared's fiancée) and Jared got all 'DO YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR BAG? D<'. Fan retells story in her con-report, cue Jared-hating and SRS RE-EVALUATIONS OF HIS CHARACTER.
Whilst all the sane people sit to the side going '... but even if the story happened just like this retelling of it, it's not like the guy isn't allowed to be human every once in a while.'
Because he was RUDE. On a PLANE. After BEING PROBABLY DRAINED BEYOND ALL BELIEF AT A CON. Which is, you know, just totally unbelievable and he must be a terrible monster after all! All the 9 million other accounts and anecdotes of his wonderfulness are just chopped liver.
HE STILL IS SO PERFECT, RLY D: I mean, his bitchy plane moment involves him leaping to the defence of his girl. My bitchy plane moment was because the chair was squashing my legs.
Re also: sometimes it seems like a lot of people just aren't... idk. Drama kids, or something. I've done loads of theatre stuff, and when I want to make a story good it's basically 1% truth and 99% HAND-ACTIONS.
Re 2nd also: ahahaha, I could definitely see Jared as a great dane puppy. (THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS TO HAVE EVER.) But what about Saaaam?
I see a puppy, a puppy with feet the size of dinner plates and holding sparkly balloons in his mouth. You would lightly smack his nose with a magazine cause he would want to eat the ribbon, cause, you know, SPARKLY.
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You've never been bitchy on a plane? YOU MONSTER.
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My second time on a plane, I came this close to bitching out a less-than-ten-year-old girl. Am a terrible person :D
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Whilst all the sane people sit to the side going '... but even if the story happened just like this retelling of it, it's not like the guy isn't allowed to be human every once in a while.'
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Re also: sometimes it seems like a lot of people just aren't... idk. Drama kids, or something. I've done loads of theatre stuff, and when I want to make a story good it's basically 1% truth and 99% HAND-ACTIONS.
Re 2nd also: ahahaha, I could definitely see Jared as a great dane puppy. (THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS TO HAVE EVER.) But what about Saaaam?
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HEY MY BROTHER IS GOING TO SEE STEPHEN LYNCH IN LONDON. HE'S GOING IN A LIMO FOR SOME REASON. /relevance
omg cat!Sam. You make good points with this. (Except now I'm imagining him in the cat woman costume, which is A LITTLE BIT WEIRD.)
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