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[wanttobeatree]

MY TOAST JUST LANDED BUTTER SIDE UP.

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[wanttobeatree]

It had chocolate spread on it and everything. I just kind of tilted the plate and it slid off, and I was just 'SHIT' and all preparing myself to peel it away from the carpet. And then I realised. And I just stood and stared.

THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.

[wonky]

My cookie just landed frosting side down and broke in half. :(

It's wrong to waste cookies! I feel bad for both of us. LMAOOO 'Cause now we have to clean it and lose yummy food.

[silverpenlight]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSSSSS THE APOCaLYPSE IS UPON US

[silverpenlight]

...*APOCALYPSE