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Jan 19, 2013 00:51

HELP I'M GOING OUT WITH MALE BFF TOMORROW NIGHT (ASSUMING HE MAKES IT THROUGH THE SNOW) AND I'M SO NERVOUS, I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ON A DATE BEFORE FFS, WHAT IF WE JUST SPEND THE WHOLE EVENING IN AWKWARD SILENCE

rl: questionable love-life, panic stations

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elizardbits January 19 2013, 00:53:26 UTC
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you should touch his butt

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wanttobeatree January 19 2013, 00:56:35 UTC
YES OKAY GOOD WHENEVER I SENSE A LULL IN CONVERSATION I WILL BUTT TOUCH

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wanttobeatree January 19 2013, 01:07:15 UTC
TRAGICALLY, I have already told him about the pheasant walking on ice, because that is vital news which I have been sharing with everyone today.

All week I have been telling him interesting things/amusing anecdotes and then thought to myself DAMMIT I SHOULD HAVE SAVED THAT FOR SATURDAY.

WHY DID I PUT TUESDAY THERE FIRST?

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wolfy_writing January 19 2013, 01:40:45 UTC
At some point on a date, he will probably try to make conversation, which should help get things going. If not, try going to a movie, where you're meant to sit next to each other in complete silence.

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nerthus January 19 2013, 01:57:25 UTC
Yeah, go to the movie...and THEN touch his butt!

Or...or...maybe go eat somewhere you both like and during any awkward silences you could stuff your mouth full of food and then you don't have to talk because your mouth will be too busy masticating. Perhaps that might trigger a fascinating discussion on bizarre dining protocols around the world, and if you've never traveled around the world (or much at all, as would be the sad case with me), then you might engage in a discussion about where each of you might wish to someday travel. See, easy peasy!!

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coppering January 19 2013, 12:59:48 UTC
I think you will be awesome. You are very lovely and charming... BUT, that being said, I WOULD ALSO BE FREAKING OUT! You've got tons of people rooting for you and sending wonderful thoughts your way!

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