Cursed Monkey Paw

[wanton_bliss]

Initially, I thought my sister was joking when she said her birthday gift to me was on its way from Malaysia; not a particularly funny joke, but a joke nonetheless.

Then she forwarded me the FedEx tracking info (it has made its way to Alaska as of tonight) and I became just a little frightened.

Comments

[robotdeer]

Malay ladyboy!

[salacious_pop]

iawtc. I just came here to say he was going to get an underaged tranny.

[robotdeer]

Well what the hell else comes from Malaysia? Satay...?

[pagerbear]

Just. Don't. Make. A. Wish.

[jr_red]

So, um, what is it?

Did you get it yet?

And, side note: I couldn't resist looking into this "magic necklace" tag so I traced it through history, and just learned it's relevance to entries about your sister. What I'm unsure of though, is the reason for it's association with the a comic strip about a cum-encrusted napkin.