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[aofe]

The perfect accompaniment to my morning coffee.

[wanton_bliss]

Revulsion is Nature's caffeine.

[improperbrahmin]

It's kind of like turducken, only with much less effort.

That beauty is ready to be eaten!

[wanton_bliss]

The problem is this variant of the turducken is just as likely to eat you.

[improperbrahmin]

You say "problem," I say "adventure."

[wanton_bliss]

The entire torso become a single orifice as the skin swelled and then burst like an overripe tomato.

[doubleedge]

... and off to lunch I go ...

[wanton_bliss]

You and them both.

[gadge]

Ew.

[wanton_bliss]

And you didn't get to smell it... or watch the maggots flee in all directions when you tried to scoop the entire thing into a plastic bag, only to have the pieces fall apart like meat boweled from the bone.