On courting disaster and coming out ahead

[wanton_bliss]

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[jdhorner]

i AM in awe of your divine blessing(s).

though, i AM one of those people who have gotten off with speeding warnings. THREE times.

though, i fear that streak came to an end, because twice since those back in the day, i've actually gotten tickets.

good luck with making it another two years. ;)

Maybe it's the erection?

[wanton_bliss]

I don't understand it. Dave gets away with murder too.

There's something about me that causes cops to loathe me.

Which is really ironic considering that, as long as they are less than 250 pounds, I am sitting in my car fantasizing about servicing them on the side of the road.

wear short shorts?

[jdhorner]

fantasizing about servicing them on the side of the road.

i can certainly say you're not the only one to enter that mindset while being... spoken to by a cop. :)

Re: wear short shorts?

[wanton_bliss]

I'm still waiting to be pulled over by a motorcycle cop. I just might lose it entirely.

However, I need to keep waiting at least two years - I've got nine points built up.

Unless of course he'll allow me to work my points off.

What Not To Wear

[thesadpunk]

I still think it's funny how calculated your appearance was. Now you know what I go through every day.

Re: What Not To Wear

[wanton_bliss]

Believe me, when you visit and we get ready to go out on the town, I cannot help but know what you go through every day.

[tugena13]

i've never gotten off with a warning instead of a ticket, but i've definitely had the good fortune of the ticketing officer not showing up to the court date. it happened to me! it exists! although it's possibly because chicago cops are generally lazy and poor drivers themselves.

[wanton_bliss]

Hrmph. So when the cop didn't show up, did they just dismiss the case entirely?

[jr_red]

"...(to be honest, they all look alike to me)"

you got a lot of black cops over there?