Comments | wanton_bliss: A.'s early mid-life crisis

wanton_bliss

A.'s early mid-life crisis

Oct 21, 2007 16:04

The problem with a fuckup like A. is that his persistent awkwardness complicates the use of physical cues for the identification of grotesque levels of intoxication.

( But I suppose the slurring and racial epithets should have been a dead giveaway. )

parties, p. (vegas companion), h. (friend), l. (friend), a. (friend), alcoholism

Comments 6

salacious_pop October 21 2007, 21:35:13 UTC

Fucking. Epic.

I wish my life was this exciting!!

You got him a 4 pack of Orangina? What an asshole. Don't they make edible 12 sided dice?

wanton_bliss October 24 2007, 04:36:20 UTC

You got him a 4 pack of Orangina? What an asshole. Don't they make edible 12 sided dice?

Yeah, but the lead content is really high.

kirbstomp October 22 2007, 14:28:25 UTC

Thank you...

the orange vomit MADE MY MONDAY!!! LOL

wanton_bliss October 24 2007, 04:42:30 UTC

Well, here's the easy formula for creating orange vomit in your home:

Pour 1 1/2 to 2 shots of vodka into a martini glass and top with 4 oz Orangina. Repeat three to four times, pausing only to eat the occasional Jack O Lantern Halloween cookie.

The rest kind of happens organically.

jr_red October 22 2007, 22:34:17 UTC

That was great! Sad, and hilarious. I was able to sympathize with A. despite his being a complete ass in general.

I probably would have called to apologize too... but not at 9 in the morning. Regret normally kicks in around noon for me.

wanton_bliss October 24 2007, 04:37:51 UTC

You're supposed to sympathize with me. I was actually under par before they shut the fucking lights off.