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[jdhorner]

i am definitely impressed.
you defy physics.

[wanton_bliss]

The trick is to not concern yourself with how straight it is, but focus instead on finding the natural center of gravity of the unnatural shape.

If only we had wagered money on my otherwise impractical talent...

[jdhorner]

and yet, 'turn' 'flop' and 'river' all seem so... NOT prone to perfect balance.

[off_i_go]

You got madd skillz! Now, how do you go about putting that on a resume?

[wanton_bliss]

Thrives under pressure? Sky's the limit?

[jr_red]

you just know, tomorrow i'm going to be stacking sharpie dry-erase markers in my office all day.

[wanton_bliss]

They hid all the Post-It Notes in the conference room to stop my perpetual doodling, so this is all I can do to stay sane. For a while, I had constructed a miniature version of Stonehenge out of a combination of markers and white board erasers but people kept fucking it up every time they needed to write something down.

[halogenerate]

Divinely blessed indeed.

Call the Tate.