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[wanton_bliss]

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[tugena13]

bitch.

[wanton_bliss]

I know, right? How do I compete with that?

Although... I do own several skin-tight unitards.

[tugena13]

i'd be more than happy to make you a cape. and maybe an eye mask? some pointy gloves? the dog could be your arch-nemesis.

[wanton_bliss]

The good news is - I already know her kryptonite.

[thesadpunk]

One day she's going to just fly off into the sunset.

[wanton_bliss]

Maybe if she mistakes the sun for horse poop.

[velocityboy]

ahh, I'd missed puppy in your daily musings.

[chungo4]

awww how cute

[halogenerate]

I'm obsessed with the puppy's bandana and want one for me.

[wanton_bliss]

It could be yours... assuming you prove that you can handle sudden loud or strange noises, can walk on assorted unfamiliar surfaces comfortably, are not frightened by people with canes, wheelchairs, or unusual styles of walking or moving, get along well with children and with the elderly.

Then I get to pinch your ears to see if you growl or bite.

[halogenerate]

I bite.

Gently.