shear madness

May 02, 2007 10:35

J. has been giving me the cold shoulder ever since I refused to see roller derby with her. I, incidentally, knew that I would want to decompress the day after Führertag and so I left my entire Saturday free; I did not, however, feel the need to explain myself to her, particularly after she failed to attend our party. Like two pissy little bitches ( Read more... )

pogonotrophy, j. (ex-crush), dad, a. (b.'s wife), j. (female friend), b. (friend), mom

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thespos May 2 2007, 17:26:18 UTC
I so sympathize. I am in perpetual stubble mode myself for the same reasons.

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wanton_bliss May 2 2007, 17:40:15 UTC
As a result of the novelty of sensation, I find myself rubbing my smooth lips and semi-smooth chin obsessively.

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thespos May 2 2007, 17:48:08 UTC
As many of us would like to do. :-P

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shadoh May 2 2007, 17:59:59 UTC
I'm surprised this wasn't accompanied by a picture or two, considering this being such a milestone.

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djtuffpuppy May 2 2007, 18:10:37 UTC
I second this motion.

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wanton_bliss May 2 2007, 18:18:05 UTC
I decided it was important that reading be its own reward, rather than a chore trudged through to get to the photos.

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shadoh May 2 2007, 18:28:52 UTC
Certainly. I must say, I was somewhat surprised. I've seen ... dozens? hundreds? ... of photographs of you, and never truly recognized that you've never been clean shaven. I guess I just automatically assumed what you've already stated -- that, even when you've used a razor, you still have the appearance of being scruffy. I suffer a similar fate, though I imagine not to the extent that you do. A momentous occasion in the life of Mr. [X.], to be sure.

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tugena13 May 2 2007, 18:45:02 UTC
i stopped shaving just 'cause i was lazy.

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wanton_bliss May 2 2007, 18:50:45 UTC
Everyone loves a bearded woman.

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tugena13 May 2 2007, 20:38:59 UTC
yes, but not everyone loves a bearded clam.

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wanton_bliss May 2 2007, 20:41:23 UTC
Personally, I think it makes the vagina more gay-friendly.

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jr_red May 2 2007, 18:51:27 UTC
The joke's on her; I actually said "We all want you to attend, [J.]"

ouch

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wanton_bliss May 2 2007, 19:08:54 UTC
She got her pound of flesh.

And won fucking fifteen bucks that night.

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jr_red May 2 2007, 19:20:43 UTC
i saw a lot of myself in the way you reacted to the "fued" between you and your friend.

foolish pride.

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wanton_bliss May 2 2007, 19:33:22 UTC
I think my increased exercise plan and diet is eating at the fat that feeds my brain. Someone called me out on a misuse of "loose" versus "lose" in my other entry today as well. I failed to successfully include a hyperlink in a comment in Josh's journal.

I would be concerned, except that my abs look better this "weigh".

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