That's rich

[wanton_bliss]

Long story short, the raise blew while my bonus was obscene. Admittedly, I was ranked as a "distinguished employee" but holy shit that's a lot of zeros.

This company must be desperate to keep its competent workers.

Comments

[jdhorner]

oh! you should buy lots of expensive electronic things for D. and see what happens.

[wanton_bliss]

No! I actually already tried that. About fifty percent of that list of his were gifts.

[pagerbear]

This company must be desperate to keep its decent employees.

Wish my company were. They seem to think we're a dime a dozen.

[wanton_bliss]

I've been milling around the other floors looking for flat magnets to steal and I cannot help noticing how many cubes are empty. I am pretty certain people are deserting ship.

[infinite_hiatus]

Won't you be, if you move to Portland?

[wanton_bliss]

I'm moving to Portland?

[halogenerate]

I want a job with bonuses and zeroes!

Now go buy a car!

[wanton_bliss]

After all I went through waiting for them to put Humpty back together again, I kind of want to see how long the superglue and chewing gum can hold the Accord together.

[wanton_bliss]

You obviously are unaware of just how little use the briefcase in my closet has gotten. Hell, there's things in there (like the rubber bulldog mask) that have never even been used once.

WooT!

[lsanderson]

WooT!