Somehow I think sea salt and hunka sage won't suffice

[wanton_bliss]

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[infinite_hiatus]

so, what is it? aside from a broken necklace.

[wanton_bliss]

Umm... it's a magic necklace? Duh.

[infinite_hiatus]

That was a great post. I used to be into the healing properties of various gems and the like. But I was 10 at the time and can be excused. In any case, I'm assuming you've been carrying around in your back pocket every day now for 9 months?

And that was actually a really sweet gift from your sister.

[wanton_bliss]

I'm assuming you've been carrying around in your back pocket every day now for 9 months

Pretty much.

[jimbojones]

My reconstruction of the mystery moment: you were in the bathroom, doing bathroom-y things, when you backed into something hard - say the bathroom sink - and broke the magic necklace in your back pocket. Thus releasing all of the bad karmic energy it had been absorbing to shield you from for the past couple of months all at once, thereby rendering you unconscious.

I think it's pretty obvious that this is the way it actually happened.

[wanton_bliss]

Probably the best fit with the evidence thus far.

I'm assiduously scrubbing my ass in sea salt as we speak.

[jimbojones]

And here I was expecting a joke about your ass and something something "hunka". You disappoint me, sir.

[wanton_bliss]

Head trauma has adversely affected my ability to be clever. But at least I put the ass in assiduously.