Real men eat fish

[wanton_bliss]

My latest superficial vagary has to do with chest hair, which is to say that I am growing mine out. I will continue (and shall do so to my dying day) grooming the hair in my upper and lower abdominal region--something I have done since I discovered electric hair trimmers in the early Nineties (a good decade before the term "manscaping" was

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[jeffla]

I love you for this post! LOVE you! hehehe

[wanton_bliss]

You just love my glossy black nipple hair.

[jeffla]

I just love hair period! ;) But that aside, I whole-heartedly concur with everything you wrote about it.

Being hairy is a BITCH and most guys, especially smooth ones, have NO idea what an ordeal it is.

[jdhorner]

see. now, you just went and said pretty much what i was going to. am i that slow to reply?

x: yay hair! i am interested to see how it works out for you. i've often found that i am definitely intrigued and turned on by different photos found online of men with growth, but on a case-by-case basis. oddly enough, i still can't say "i'm into hair" or "i only like smooth". perhaps i'm just not picky enough.

[bougrelasxiv]

aside from the ring around my nipples which i periodically shave or pluck (though the plucking hasn't been since being bored at 2am behind the front desk of my former dorms in summer), i have one follicle that attempts to produce a hair which, upon noticing, i gleefully pluck out...i call it the little follicle that could...so i guess my underweight frame should be grateful it cannot produce hair above my navel...

below my navel is a different story...

[wanton_bliss]

I have enough of those "little follicles that could" gradually appearing in the shoulder/upper-back region that I finally stopped naming them (genealogy charts are a chore).

They never tell you in those junior high school "family life" classes that the process of discovering hair where there was none before will actually continue throughout your entire life.

[jdhorner]

gradually appearing in the shoulder/upper-back region

i have recruited tobin to be my lawnmower man with those damned randomly appearing hairs that seemingly show up overnight and drive me crazy. i am one of those people with a wisp of hairs directly in the center of my chest (which i lazily shave away every month or so) and some around the nipples. that's it.

so who said they could start migrating north without even populating the land in-between?

[wanton_bliss]

Dave plucks them for me without me ever having requested it and usually without any warning.

Which can be disconcerting at times.

[halogenerate]

Mmm. There is nothing sexier than chest hair. Nothing.

[jeffla]

Oh, really? :)

[halogenerate]

Really.

Really, really.

[wanton_bliss]

Hrmph.

Don't like what you are implying about my penis, but I will admit that the chest hair is starting to grow on me.