Comments | wanton_bliss: On modest endowments

wanton_bliss

On modest endowments

Mar 15, 2005 13:14

As I strut about my workplace, I cannot help noticing the number of balding men. According to the all-knowing Internet, male pattern baldness affects roughly fifty percent of the population. What's baffling for me is that this estimate is certainly not reflected among my circle of friends, wherein I know one or maybe two gentlemen so afflicted. ( Read more... )

the fact that i am divinely blessed, d. (boyfriend), my love life

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jdhorner March 15 2005, 18:48:34 UTC

Even if his tongue has been up my ass, I would hate to become one of those couples that has no problem leaving the bathroom door open and carrying on a conversation while one partner is moving his bowels.

it does happen you know. you won't even notice. that is, unless you're standing _right_ there. i mean, i have the decency to talk around the corner from the living room. LOL.

umm... i think i need to finish with some flattery: i love you-

-r hair.

wanton_bliss March 15 2005, 18:51:28 UTC

Did I mention how good my hair looks today?

I was trying to be subtle-like.

jdhorner March 15 2005, 18:55:28 UTC

hmm.

i don't think i noticed.

hehe. subtle stuble. that should be trademarked or something.

dare i ask what you use in your hair?

wanton_bliss March 15 2005, 19:02:35 UTC

Dude, you are sooooo gay.

But sure, I am always willing to spread the gospel. It's Beyond the Zone's Stiff Head, available at your local Sally Beauty Store, superior hold without shellacking or transforming your hair into a gooey quag.

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mikelhead March 15 2005, 18:55:57 UTC

You know what's really sad, I bet you are just as sexy, if not more so, than you describe yourself!

wanton_bliss March 15 2005, 19:06:36 UTC

I was regarding myself in a different bathroom a few minutes ago when I noticed an imperfection in the upper left corner of my hairdo. This lead me to worry that my dazzling beauty was a trick of the light (or lack thereof) in the first floor bathroom.

Although, looking into the mirror mounted on the top of my computer monitor just now, I think perhaps those fears are unfounded. My hair really is pretty hot.

mikelhead March 15 2005, 21:26:33 UTC

haha.
Humerous too! what more could your boyfriend ask for!?!
sometimes i care about how my hair looks, and other times I could care less!
today is one of those i don't care days, and you know what, i STILL look great!

jeffla March 15 2005, 19:14:52 UTC

I hope someone switches your shampoo out with Nair.

Love ya! Mean it! :P

thesadpunk March 15 2005, 20:21:51 UTC

What's next? A beer gut?

Sigh...

wanton_bliss March 16 2005, 14:07:22 UTC

Bitch, I don't drink beer.

thespos March 15 2005, 21:39:26 UTC

What's baffling for me is that this estimate is certainly not reflected among my circle of friends, wherein I know one or maybe two gentlemen so afflicted.

I agree. I think that number is too high. I have dated a lot of balding men, tho.

Despite (or perhaps owing to) the upper middle class backgrounds, most of the people I know are layabouts, dodging regular employment via the time-honored tradition of higher education and the less reputable method of mooching off of others. Perhaps the lack of rigors in such an apathetic existence helps fend off the creeping terror that is male hair loss.

:-) Most everyone I know is actually a workaholic, and most have a copious coiffure.

Regardless, I happened to be in one of the many workplace bathrooms admiring myself in the mirror...

Maybe you just feel relaxed with him now, so you aren't working as hard to get his attention.

I would hate to become one of those couples...Never reached that point with any partner. Closest I will ever get is talking through a door, if it is totally ( ... )