FOURTH WALL - action in the sprout tower only

[wantnotneed]

[If you happened to wander around Sprout Tower in Violet City, you might heard some cackling and pots and pans clanging for some reason although there are no such things here

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Would you? WOULD YOU REALLY?

[k1_sauce]

[ Alright, walking in here wasn't a good idea. What was I thinking? I don't know where I am, but I need to get back to Rika... ]

...Actually, this is kind of tacky. Not a very cool setup. Man, I swear that town's completely ruined my sense of self-preservation...

[stakethruheart]

Kiyahahaha! But you didn't say please~

[k1_sauce]

[ Time for a risky gambit! ]

Eh, I guess if you're that interested in hiding, you must not be cute...

[stakethruheart]

-- hey!

[And suddenly there's a sharp stake whizzing past his shoulder, taking a few hairs with it as it goes. A few seconds later, Asmo materializes in front of him, hovering a few inches off the ground as she affixes him with a glare]

I'm the cutest sister! No one should ever say otherwise!

[k1_sauce]

[ He does the fastest 180 from 'HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO DIE' to 'HOT CHICK WITH HOT LEGS' in the history of all mankind. ]

Nyahaha! Hook, line, sinker!

[stakethruheart]

Uwaaaah... you're lucky Luci-nee would be ve~ry upset if I hurt you.

[k1_sauce]

Okay. I'm serious here. Who are you and who is Luci?

[ You may take note that this Keiichi is two years older than the one you know, Asmo. ]

[stakethruheart]

[She may notice that eventually, but as for right now...]

How dare you say something that may hurt Luci-nee's feelings! Don't tell me you forgot our faces, Keiichiiiii!

[k1_sauce]

[ Huh? Oh, right, those legs are connected to a body that happens to have a face. ]

Hey, hey, I never forget a girl's face! That's not cool at all. Look. I'm being honest when I say...

I don't recognize you.

[stakethruheart]

This joke isn't funny! I don't like it at all!

[marching up to him and-- pinching his cheeks]

Be honest!

[k1_sauce]

Ow, ow--! There's no way I'd forget dating a cute--

[ If her sister is like her, she must be super hot! Could I really forget having a girl like that? But Mion's the only one I've really dated! This is like an alternate reality-- ]

Uwaaah?! Did talking to those witches finally come in handy?!

[stakethruheart]

[stops tugging, but she still has the skin of his cheek in between her thumb and forefinger]

Hmmm? What are you talking about?

[k1_sauce]

Nyehehe. Ange, Bern, Pinky, and Beato? I've gotten harassed by enough witches to know enough about how kakeras work.

I'm definitely Keiichi, just not the one you know. We're just from different kakera. Does that make sense? Is that something that's possible?

[stakethruheart]

[releasing his cheek, and leaning in veeeery close to scrutinize him. so close her face is hovering mere centimeters from his own]

[k1_sauce]

U-Uh...

[ Awkward. ]

[stakethruheart]

[pokes his cheek a few times... :T]

You're older.