HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF YOU!

I can't be trusted! after all, i am the one who decided we needed a break so i can see __ other people, and call you every night to tell you about my dates. and yes, i would much rather spend the holidays alone than with a FRIEND whos PARENTS invited me. but what the fuck, you can hang out with all the guys you want, and tell me how awsome they are ( Read more... )

I have an idea!

i doubt anyone will leave a comment

if you are getting this post, know that i would give my life for you without thinking twice, so you can sleep soundly at night without having to worry if you will wake up.

8/31/2004 - SAN ANTONIO (AFPN) -- An Airman was killed while on a supply convoy near Mosul, Iraq, on Aug. 29, defense officials announced Aug. 31 ( Read more... )

1. whats the differance between a woman with herpes and a leather shoe ( Read more... )

a girl and guy were speeding on a motorcycle over 100mph on the road ( Read more... )

1. whats the differance between a woman with herpes and a leather shoe?

2. wht do italians wear gold chains?

3. whats blue and doesnt fit?

4. why did the farmer from owasso think he had an STD?

5. why couldnt hellen keller drive?

6. how did stevie wonder feel about the cheese grater he got as a gift?

cats always (usually, unless you have a retarded one) land on their feet. buttered toast will always land buttered side down. so im going to attach a bunch of toast with the buttered side up to a cats back and drop it. according to quantum mechanics, the forces of the cat trying to land on its feet should counter-act the force of the toast trying ( Read more... )