Hi my beautiful bitches ( Read more... )

So it's valentine's day ( Read more... )

My computer is the devil ( Read more... )

Ugh ( Read more... )

It's a new year...

I'm sick...

But I got a new trendy haircut...

Still jobless...

Still single...

Still lazy...

Still pretentious...

Still FABULOUS...

So I've been lazy and haven't updated in 4-ever ( Read more... )

Fuck yeah ( Read more... )

So I've been very lazy and haven't updated in over a week ( Read more... )

So I had a crazy weekend ( Read more... )

Example of the sketchyness of myspace

So I get a myspace message from this WOMAN...

And holy mother of fucking god I could not stop laughing...

Subject: Hey!
Body: Hi Rory. How are you? You don't know me but I was just browsing some people around my area. I just joined my space and was just looking for some friends, people to hang out with ( Read more... )