I still think we're getting a NaruSaku end. But I have a magical ability to sink/kill ships the way some people magically kill their favorite characters.
At the very least, she could give him a sympathy fuck. I mean Christ, he's spent how many years of his life now just trying to get the guy she liked back for her? Like shit. "Yeah hey, now I get to watch you two be happy together so I guess I got that goin' for me."
Naruto and Sakura will sleep together offscreen before the battle versus Sasuke. Madara goes down first, killed by Sasuke with New Eyehax. Naruto and Sasuke WILL die together. Sakura doesn't find out she's pregnant until a month or two later, after the village's restoration is along the way. We'll end in the same way we began, with a little blond kid on a swing, staring dejectedly at the Academy. Until his mother comes along to pick him up.
Sakura at this point loves Naruto but is still confused by her residual crush on Sasuke. I think Naruto is so obsessed with Sasuke at the moment that she could pull him into her room and rip their clothes off and he'd just stare like a dog watching a record player spin.
I don't think that Sakura was lying about wanting Naruto to be happy again more than she wants Sasuke back, just about her remaining level of concern for Sasuke, and I don't think Naruto was lying about wanting to get him back regardless of what she thinks now. He's built his little rivalry with Sasuke into some kind of mythical super-friendship over the years. What worries me is that Kishimoto may also think that super-friendship existed.
I'd give pretty high odds to Naruto biting it in the end, but since it's Jump he and Sasuke would die together saving the world or something. If this were seinen, Naruto would have like a 2% chance of survival.
Then again, at this point I think Luffy is getting pretty likely not to survive One Piece, so...
God, think of what Naruto would be like if it WAS a seinen. I'd be down for that.
Yeah... given what he goes through between where the anime is and where the manga is, it's pretty much almost confirmed that Luffy's not going to be Garp's age. Iva's tricks are not kind. Iva's also HELL OF TERRIFYING Jesus Christ. How'd you like to wake up at 4 in the morning and have that thing hanging over you?
What I'm more curious of, really, is what these guys will all do AFTER their smash hits end. Do they launch into new shounen stories? God, imagine Oda doing a romance story! Kubo's set, he's got dumb action down. Kishimoto, I'd imagine, would do something else for awhile before returning to action. Oda could probably live off of the cash he's made on OP for the rest of his damn life.
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Naruto and Sakura will sleep together offscreen before the battle versus Sasuke. Madara goes down first, killed by Sasuke with New Eyehax. Naruto and Sasuke WILL die together. Sakura doesn't find out she's pregnant until a month or two later, after the village's restoration is along the way. We'll end in the same way we began, with a little blond kid on a swing, staring dejectedly at the Academy. Until his mother comes along to pick him up.
Ladies and gentlemen, the :smith: End.
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I don't think that Sakura was lying about wanting Naruto to be happy again more than she wants Sasuke back, just about her remaining level of concern for Sasuke, and I don't think Naruto was lying about wanting to get him back regardless of what she thinks now. He's built his little rivalry with Sasuke into some kind of mythical super-friendship over the years. What worries me is that Kishimoto may also think that super-friendship existed.
I'd give pretty high odds to Naruto biting it in the end, but since it's Jump he and Sasuke would die together saving the world or something. If this were seinen, Naruto would have like a 2% chance of survival.
Then again, at this point I think Luffy is getting pretty likely not to survive One Piece, so...
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Yeah... given what he goes through between where the anime is and where the manga is, it's pretty much almost confirmed that Luffy's not going to be Garp's age. Iva's tricks are not kind. Iva's also HELL OF TERRIFYING Jesus Christ. How'd you like to wake up at 4 in the morning and have that thing hanging over you?
What I'm more curious of, really, is what these guys will all do AFTER their smash hits end. Do they launch into new shounen stories? God, imagine Oda doing a romance story! Kubo's set, he's got dumb action down. Kishimoto, I'd imagine, would do something else for awhile before returning to action. Oda could probably live off of the cash he's made on OP for the rest of his damn life.
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I want Lenalee to show up again some time, dangit. It's been a while. Seems longer since it went monthly, though.
Of course, my favorite character is Krory, so I suffer forever.
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It's been nothing but Allen, Road, Kanda, and this one other guy for something like 4 months now.
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