Gretchen, Stop Trying To Make Fetch Happen

Dec 14, 2009 12:12

♥ We have a new expression around our house for general exclamations: "Sweet Cheeseballs!" Say it out loud and see if you don't think it will catch on ( Read more... )

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wanderhomeagain December 14 2009, 17:23:45 UTC
Don't have sex. Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and DIE.

See, I think that's part of my problem. I've lived in a ranch most of my entire life.

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wanderhomeagain December 14 2009, 19:42:42 UTC
One day, I saw Regina George wearing army pants and flip flops, so I went out and bought army pants and flip flops.

IDEK.

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grownuphermione December 14 2009, 18:44:15 UTC
"You will soon receive an usual gift of food for your health."

Srsly?? That was your fortune?

If so, then I have the answer for you, grasshopper

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wanderhomeagain December 14 2009, 19:37:04 UTC
Srsly that was it. I got one earlier this year that said something like "God has given you once face and you make yourselves another."

I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

Whee!

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grownuphermione December 14 2009, 21:36:27 UTC
then it could have something to do with a small box sent to you containing pumpkin pound cake...pumpkin is good for you, you know...

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wanderhomeagain December 15 2009, 03:46:48 UTC
It came today!

*dances*

Nomnomnom!

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honourweasley12 December 14 2009, 21:14:43 UTC
Sweet Cheeseballs! Are you alright... again? I really hope you get a shiny new right foot for Christmas - it must be hard having two left ones! :D

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wanderhomeagain December 15 2009, 03:52:51 UTC
Isn't it a good saying?

I'm okay. This time my pride really is wounded.

*giggles*

Yanno, I could have used one of those years ago! My dad always used to call me Grace when I was little, unfortunately it stuck, as did my bad habits.

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natertatersmom December 14 2009, 21:46:00 UTC
SWEET CHEESEBALLS~!

Damn. I wasn't the first one.

Come away to teh mountains with me for Christmas. You totally don't need no stinkin' family Christmas.

If that doesn't work, shall we plan a beach trip for when our Hibernation is over? I mean, seriously, just a couple of nights at the Gulf? Wouldja? Huh? Huh? Huh? Wouldja?

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wanderhomeagain December 15 2009, 04:00:03 UTC
SEE! IT TOTALLY IS AN AWESOME SAYING!

If I had seen my family on Thanksgiving I might try. How long will you be there?

Oh, gosh yes! Gulf of Mexico for the win. I have family down west of Mobile, about an hour into Misssissippi, so I might would need to sneak over there one day, but definitely when we're done snuggling for the winter I can look at my monies and see what we're talking.

(And I have to go visit the family at some point because OH MY GOD THE CRAZY MUSE COMES OUT TO PLAY after a visit to the country, if you know what I mean.)

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kerosinkanister December 15 2009, 03:08:48 UTC
More stairs? Yowch!

ETA: What the hell? How come I always get the weird fortunes? My message this time: "You will soon receive an usual gift of food for your health."

I predict: pickled pomegranate!

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wanderhomeagain December 15 2009, 03:56:43 UTC
Yeah. More stairs.

*is a klutz*

That sounds... I don't know. I'm sure I would try it!

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