GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

Oct 14, 2010 21:07

EVERYONE AROUND HERE WEARS SUCH UNFLATTERING CLOTHING. AND BY "WEARS UNFLATTERING CLOTHING," I MOSTLY MEAN WEARS CLOTHING. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.


Read more... )

jack needs to get laid again

Leave a comment

prays2jagger October 15 2010, 02:04:38 UTC
DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO GO SHOPPING?

Reply

prays2jagger October 16 2010, 21:02:29 UTC
*GRIN AND MAKES ONE APPEAR IN HIS HANDS IN THIS MAGICAL MAGICAL PLACE!*

YOU CAN'T BE SAD IN A PONCHO! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Reply

euphoricapathy October 16 2010, 21:12:23 UTC
*STRIPS DOWN AND TAKES A VERY LONG TIME TO NAKEDLY EXAMINE THE PONCHO, MAKING SURE THE LIGHTING IS IN HIS FAVOR*

HM... ARE YOU SURE THIS IS MY COLOR?

Reply

prays2jagger October 16 2010, 21:21:01 UTC
LOOKS BETTER THAN THE DRESS, CAPTAIN.

Reply

euphoricapathy October 16 2010, 21:24:26 UTC
WHAT? NO WAY.

*DONS PONCHO* I DO LIKE THAT BREEZE THOUGH. THANKS! ANYTHING I CAN DO TO REPAY YOU?

Reply

prays2jagger October 16 2010, 21:32:41 UTC
*WICKED GRIN*

ANYTHING? YOU MEAN THAT?

Reply

tiemcockagent October 16 2010, 21:35:26 UTC
... BASICALLY. I CAN'T DIE. I HAVE VERY FEW MORALS. WHY NOT?

Reply

prays2jagger October 16 2010, 22:42:54 UTC
WOW, YOU CAN'T DIE?

HOW OLD ARE YOU THEN?

Reply

tiemcockagent October 17 2010, 01:04:00 UTC
FUCK, I DON'T KNOW. LIKE 170? ALL THE TIME TRAVELING MAKES ME LOSE TRACK.

Reply

prays2jagger October 17 2010, 01:54:26 UTC
IMAGINE THAT! DO YOU TIME TRAVEL OFTEN? COULD YOU TAKE ME?

Reply

tiemcockagent October 17 2010, 02:12:26 UTC
PRETTY MUCH WHENEVER I WANT. THIS THING HERE? *SHOWS OFF VORTEX MANIPULATOR* TAKES ME ANYWHERE IN TIME AND SPACE. IF SOMEONE ELSE HOLDS ONTO IT THEY COME WITH ME.

SO YES.

Reply

prays2jagger October 17 2010, 02:15:24 UTC
*IS AMAAAAZED*

*LOOKS EXCIIIITED*

COULD WE GO?

Reply

tiemcockagent October 17 2010, 02:16:38 UTC
*STARTS PUSHING BUTTONS*

WHEN AND WHERE, HANDSOME?

Reply

prays2jagger October 17 2010, 13:57:29 UTC
*IS AMAAAZED, JU,MPS UP EXCITEDLY*

O IDK, WHAT ABOUT ANCIENT GREECE. YOU'D LIKE THEM. THEY HARDLY EVER WORE CLOTHES.

Reply

tiemcockagent October 17 2010, 14:38:53 UTC
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

*SLAPS HIS HAND OVER THE VORTEX MANIPULATOR, PUSHES ANOTHER BUTTON, AAAAAND THEY'RE OFF!*

Reply

prays2jagger October 17 2010, 15:04:19 UTC
*VINCE THINKS TIME TRAVEL IS AMAZING! WHAT A STORY HE'LL HAVE FOR HOWARD WHEN HE GETS BACK! BUT MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN HIS COWBOY BOOTS... THEY ARRIVE! AND VINCE IS THROWN OFF BALANCE GRABBING ONTO JACK TO STEADY HIMSELF*

Reply


Leave a comment

Up