Comments | waltzmatildah: [real life] hen's night

waltzmatildah

[real life] hen's night | uh oh!!

Feb 23, 2013 22:22

Beware, flisties! BE-WARE! waltzmatildah is hen's nighting it again... and we all know what happens at those!

SHENANIGANS, THAT'S WHAT!

We've already had the obligatory 'I have lost my way and simply must urinate in this very public spot' male intruder make an appearance.

Oh, the joys.

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brightstarmara February 23 2013, 12:01:41 UTC

So we're getting one of those posts later where nobody knows what you're saying cause you're buzzed and we still love you anyway?

waltzmatildah February 24 2013, 00:40:11 UTC

Unfortunately/fortunately, the night did not spiral into quite the same degree of horror as the previous hen's night!!

My liver thanks me :)

I HOPE YOU STILL LOVE ME ANYWAY!

catteo February 23 2013, 13:04:11 UTC

BuT where is the drunken post? I mean, i am mostpy drunken and i am here ane its midnigth wiht you so WHerRU?!

PS. Good compuetr slpeling FUCK YOU AUTOCORECT.

waltzmatildah February 24 2013, 00:41:02 UTC

AUTOCORRECT CAN'T EVEN SPELL AUTOCORRECT CORRECTLY.

FUCK YOU. AUTOCORRECT.

scornedsaint February 23 2013, 13:22:54 UTC

But are you wearing those awesome red shoes?

waltzmatildah February 24 2013, 00:43:31 UTC

OMG, I WAS!!! They were as epic as they were in Vegas! The only differences were that I

a) did not pass out in The Bellagio anywhere

b) did not get kicked out of in The Bellagio anywhere

c) did not have to walk through in The Bellagio anywhere with them tucked under my arm at the end of the night

I'm still not sure if this means I had a better night or not this time. I DON'T THINK SO TO BE QUITE HONEST.

nrgburst February 23 2013, 23:21:19 UTC

LOL Love this post with its shameless mention of public urination! LOL Hope your head isn't hurting too much this morning!

waltzmatildah February 24 2013, 00:46:10 UTC

Hehe, mentions of public urination is a 'theme' of mine. I AM SO GLAD YOU APPROVE!

And my hangover is totes manageable. I WIN ALL THE THINGS TODAY!

limonatafic February 24 2013, 17:49:26 UTC

BOYS. WHY.

waltzmatildah February 25 2013, 04:52:18 UTC

I will NEVER understand their need to pee in public (AMONGST OTHER THINGS I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!). When I was living in Canada, the guy I was seeing at the time almost got himself fined by the police for pissing outside a nightclub despite the fact that both the nightclub's bathroom AND HIS OWN APARTMENT were less than two minutes away.

limonatafic February 25 2013, 04:55:21 UTC

Or casually into the corner of buildings near the bus stop like a bunch of weeks ago. Dude just went for it, and I could tell (aside from the whole postural thing) because a cigarette butt went floating merrily down the already-rainy ground (hence my uncertainty). Really, man? I was JUST standing there. REALLY? WHYYYYY? I went home and washed the bottoms of my pants because he was already there when I got to the stop and WHO KNOWS.

waltzmatildah February 25 2013, 05:00:20 UTC

Really, man? I was JUST standing there. REALLY? WHYYYYY? Questions we women-folk will never get an acceptable answer to.

I went home and washed the bottoms of my pants because he was already there when I got to the stop and WHO KNOWS. GOD, I would do the same. Geeee-rossss.

In completely unrelated news, how's the Katherine fic coming along?!

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