My letter to Santa

[wall2k4]

Dear Santa,

I have a hefty list this year.  The fact of the matter is that I could probably ask a lot of people for this stuff, Jesus included, but let's be honest here.  When was the last time Jesus produced results?  I don't think it was Jesus that got me that Game Boy I got when I was 11.  You are my go to man, Santa and I do expect big things.

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Dear Nick,

[anonymous]

I hear (from a reliable source who bounces there)that Pumpers will only be open through the end of Break, unless they find another sucker willing to pour money into those pieces of shit.

I do what I can.

Merry Christmas and I'll see what I can do about the socks.

Ho Ho Ho,

S. Claus