THREE // how do you kill something that's already dead?

[walkwaves]

Let's see, we've been locked in, with no way to get out of the house- and believe me, I've tried- and someone is shoving food beneath our proverbial doors. This place is suddenly feeling more like a prison than it was yesterday. I hope this isn't the new norm.

[ background noise would suggest he's moving- heading for the front door where the

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[sting_like_a]

Both of the turkeys I've had have tried to kill us! One spat acid at my "son," the other one attacked me. Ugh, and I was hopin' they'd give us normal food like they did last year...

You okay over there?

[walkwaves]

[ The shrieking persists, until it breaks into sobbing. Ian picks up the phone again ]

I'm fine. My turkey, however, appears to be traumatized.

[sting_like_a]

...Wooooooow, that's -- I dunno if that's better or worse than what we got. Your poor ears~

[walkwaves]

Frankly, I'd take the acid. [ IT'S STILL SOBBING ]