i love drunk people

[walkawayslowly]

Seriously, I'll give any one of you my phone number and the next time you get drunk, you have to call me and ramble on about how gay On the Line is and how you can't seem to turn over now that you've curled up on your side to laugh

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[head_of_fema]

Hmm... yeah, I remember not being able to get back up again... I remember you telling me you were going to write something in your livejournal... yeah, that's it. Wow. You're like an external memory! Love it!

[walkawayslowly]

I still giggle madly every time I read "affable probably means sex" because honestly, it's probably the funniest thing you've ever said while drunk. Maybe the funniest thing you've said sober. :D

[head_of_fema]

I'm sure I've said worse drunk. I do recall a time over the phone that went thusly:
Your mom: Hello?
Drunken Me: I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
Your mom: Who is this?
Drunken Me: I said, I'm the guy WHO CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
Your mom: Honey, your drunken med school friend is on the line for you.

[walkawayslowly]

The way it actually went is my mom going "what? WHO IS THIS!?" because I could HEAR her from the next room. and then she laughed and came at me with the phone and said "matt's on the line. I think he's drunk."

But see, you said that to HER, not to me. So it's the funniest thing you've said to her. :D

I think the affable line is pretty t-shirt worthy.