Remember The War On Emus...

[waitingman]

Another week, another 'Conservative' right-wing loony criticising Australia for our Covid responses. This one wants to send in the USA Army to 'liberate' us, because our government is apparently as bad as the Taliban, while noting that the USA lost the war in Afghanistan... I'm not sure why then, Candace Owens thinks sending US troops to invade

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[meowmensteen]

The obvious solution is to send the emu out to protect Australia from the Americans.

[waitingman]

Heavily armed/armoured emus 'protecting' the country could... & probably would... be another in a long list of mistakes we've made when trying to get Nature to solve a problem: Cane toads, foxes... we've done some questionable things when it comes to biological 'warfare'!!

Now I'm picturing a bunch of emus charging out of an APC at the bemused & unsuspecting US army, who don't know whether to laugh or shoot... until it's too late & the emus are on them!!

And the radio operator reporting to command... "... we're outnumbered, outflanked... heavy casualties... requesting immediate evac... aaarrrgghhh!!!"