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003: The Lie of Salvation

Sep 25, 2009 19:05

It's a peaceful morning in the Armando household, the family a little subdued thanks to the recent flu outbreak. Diego is standing at the counter, brewing a cup of coffee despite his drone wife's constant pleas for him to stop and let her do it for him ("Honey, I can do that! You don't need to brew your own coffee!" "I wouldn't let anyone else ( Read more... )

event: pandemic, oh canada, blood, objection!, ic, not this again, location: home

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mr_blandy_bland September 26 2009, 04:43:00 UTC

[A couple minutes earlier, a HAZMAT team came by the Williams' house. Unfortunately, even though Canada willingly chose the normal vaccine, there was a mix up and he ended up getting the other OTHER vaccine. Not to mention due to the latent French genes...he's getting a triple wammy of Sexual Urges, PMS, AND a mustache.

He picks up the phone.]

Bonjour~

waitingforjava September 26 2009, 06:03:23 UTC

[[He coughs thickly, disguising it as a clearing of his throat. Not much time left.]]

Ah, Mr. Williams. Glad you answered. How are you?

mr_blandy_bland September 26 2009, 06:23:00 UTC

Oh I'm fine. OTHER THEN THIS FUCKING MUSTACHE!

waitingforjava September 26 2009, 06:28:27 UTC

[[Despite, you know, the quickly dying thing, Diego is a little taken aback at Canada's response. A moustache? What the hell?]]

What moustache? Facial hair isn't easy for some people to grow, it took me almost a month to get my facial hair looking this good--

[[A spasm in his midsection, chest tightening reminds him of his situation.]]

Ah, anyway, did your family get vaccinated this morning? How are they?

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