had a wonky sleep-time. not sure what happened, but, when i woke up i totally tripped over a cord and almost landed on my face. turned around and scowled at it, like, "what the hell are you doing?!?!" as soon as i saw what it was the memory of semi-sleep-walking came into focus. at some point in the middle of the night i woke up and raced down ( Read more... )

"madeline, have i ever told you how fucking good you smell? seriously. you always smell like... party."

"When you return from your advertised lunch, let it be known that thanks to your proclamation I now have "five minutes alone" stuck in my head... and there's something seriously wrong with indie rock accountants singing early 90's metal under their breath at a desk... its a hushed, muted anger with double bass subplots..."

theres a client here ( Read more... )

"Wow. That's astounding. Let me explain why: You just typed something along the lines of, "Then I've got to go donate a kidney and that is that." See, most people rarely end up donating kidneys. Sort of like most people never go up into space. So it's like you just said, I've got this stint on the International Space Station coming up, then I'm ( Read more... )

Once again back at Pig Farming Primary. Mmmph ( Read more... )

could things get weirder? this is the wonkiest week to date, i think. not bad wonky, just... woah, dude. half dressed and getting set to scoot around the county and t.c. to take care of business. then on to the decision making. GAH! heart rate going at mach speed and nobody is giving me the answer i want. they're being as objective as ( Read more... )

dream #1 ( Read more... )

Can't we ever just play cards? Just deal and... deal? Is it because I always win? It must be because I aaaaaaaaaaalways win.

Always...

This has hands down been the most eventful, exciting, fun, hysterical, adventurous, unexpected, high caliber, mesmerizing weekend since I've lived down here. God bless Ann Arbor and those involved.

I'll record the events that took place soon... for now, I need to lie down.