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[wade_scott]

My lawyer (harmony_bites) urges me to keep the following information theoretical and within the strict confines of fanfiction.

With that said:

Comments

[harmony_bites]

Tut tut. I told you to keep silent till I got there.... At least I got you off with minimal time...

[wade_scott]

I maintain my innocence. I was simply on vacation, chumming for shark off of the Florida coast...

I guess that's what you get when it's a revenge killing. But it was harder to prove in court because the breakup occured 7 years ago. Your supreme skills are why I keep you on retainer. (Expect payment around Thanksgiving.)

[harmony_bites]

Man--is that how long I have to wait for TPOS?

[e_danae]

Let me guess who was the victim - The Annoying Coworker? No wonder you have a good chance to stay out of this. I believe ALL his coworkers had a very good motive.

[wade_scott]

The real question is: Which annoying co-worker? I have a few. And psychotic ex-boyfriends. I would totally get a commendation for offing one of them. :D