oo3; ............... KILL. NOW.

[w_history_pwnsu]

Excuse me, but slapping a teacher on the ass while walking out the door is UNACCEPTABLE. Can we say 'instant detention'? Or is that letting him get off way too easily? In any case, he's in trouble and I am not. a happy. person.

Comments

[luckysensei]

Oh dear, again? Didn't that happen last year? Was it a girl or a guy this time? Last year it was a girl, wasn't it? Did they give the "Oh, sorry, there was a mosquito" excuse? That's a classic. I did that to one of my classmates back in junior high.. Oh, what fun memories!

[w_history_pwnsu]

Same story every year, it looks like. And last time I checked, "he" denotes a guy, Sengoku. No mosquito excuse; it was a super-lame "my hand moved on its own!" excuse. Like I'm gonna believe that. ...

[luckysensei]

Ah, sorry. I was just.. Well, three of the girls in my class turned out to be crossdressers. I wasn't sure. That excuse, huh? Haha, never even tried that one. Isn't worth the grope

[dodgyunclemomo]

Maybe he just mistook you for a fellow student? Or maybe your unrestrained wild sex appeal was just too much for him to resist? ;) You'll have to teach the rest of us your secret!

[w_history_pwnsu]

I don't have any secret! I'm just naturally sexy! Even so, that's no excuse to slap anyone's ass, teacher or student. I mean, come on now.

[dodgyunclemomo]

Hey, was he hot at least? Maybe you could give him some private tutorship? Hehehe...

[w_history_pwnsu]

Who the hell in their right minds would tell someone one of their students is hot?! Okay, yes, he was, but that isn't the point here, Momoshiro! And give him more opportunities to let him slap my ass? No way.

[kikumaru_sensei]

That is soooooooooo inappropriate!!! This is insane... you weren't wearing the leather pants again?
some of those kids need to be locked up till their hormones subside.

[w_history_pwnsu]

I think they need to learn to think with their brains and not their balls. If I were wearing the leather pants, I would've anticipated it, maybe, but I wasn't, so I don't. get it!
... yes please.

[genius_fuji]

-Steps in and coughs to draw the attention.- Now now... A student did this? Sou ka.. You have to correct those gestures. It may seem like the student was 'complimenting' you on looks, but that is not good for a teacher when it is a student who... You know. -Turns and leans to the side.- Shishido-san, please come to my office soon. We'll have a talk over the matters. -Smiles to them.- But please, continue to work.

[w_history_pwnsu]

*sigh* Yeah, I'll come over there. During one of my breaks okay, or should we wait until school is over for today?

[genius_fuji]

Come on your lunch break. I'll buy us both lunch and we can speak over these matters.

[w_history_pwnsu]

Sure.

[genius_fuji]

How about sometime today while we're all out at our Staff Meeting. -Whispers because the Board is here and could be anywhere.-

[w_history_pwnsu]

Yeah. Works for me.